Straits Times Collectibles

Cleverer than Tattoo-Monthly!
Sleazier than Readers Digest!
Funnier than Mein Kampf!

Just read the sunny Straits Times to keep updated on compelling stories like this:

Friday 21 July 2006
Rochor Road Beancurd Seller’s New Rival Is His Own Brother!

Friday July 21 2006
Woman Jailed For Stealing Mum’s Credit Card

Sun 23 July 2006
Unemployed Taxi Driver Apologises For Punching MP
(His apology letter printed in full, taking up half the page)

Monday July 10, 2006
Zidane Ought To Be Ashamed Of Himself
“… ought to be imprisoned for his violent conduct and fined his
entire year’s earning and strongly urged to seek anger management therapy”